"You idiot you glued it on upside down."

~ The Goonies (1985)

Brain Smasher... A Love Story

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

  • Rated: PG-13
  • Genre(s): Action, Comedy
  • Release Date: 11/17/1993
  • Run Time: 88 minutes
  • Director(s): Albert Pyun
  • Writers: Albert Pyun
  • Stars: Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Yuji Okumoto
  • Cast: Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Yuji Okumoto, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, Brion James, Tim Thomerson, Charles Rocket, Nicholas Guest, Dorothy Dells, Wrick Jones, Galen Schrick, Steve Tancora, Peter Kwong, Danny Perkin, Ken D. Elston
  • Studios: Kings Road Entertainment, Wetherly Productions Inc.

Brain Smasher... A Love Story



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